Oh, I'm so excited.
Our mall finally gotten an A&M.
我們的商場終於有 A＆M 了
Hello, credit card debt
Guys, get down.
That was close...
What is wrong with you?
There's a kiosk right in front of A&M
Oh, it's worse than I thought... He's selling hand lotion.
Why is that bad?
"Because the more useless the product, the more aggressive the salesman." Whitney, its kiosk, Darwinism.
Do you think you're being overly dramatic?
That guy is really good.
I don't even have hands.
OH... That was disturbing. What do we do?
Don't worry. I'll be back, but not before I get you that adorable spring jacket
and matching blouse.
I'll walk you through it, Jeremy. What's your number?
You don't have my phone number? We've been friends since the second grade.
It's a new phone.
You've got everyone else's number.
OK, guys, let's just do this.
All right, buddy. Stay sharp.
Oh, so now I'm your buddy. huh?
Whatever you do, do not make eye contact.
Look to the sides Jeremy, the sides are your friend.
Let your eyes linger in the wings. OK. Good job.
Avert your eyes JEREMY! Avert Them!
You have to keep moving your legs through JEREMY... Keep moving...
Jeremy, you there? Talk to me, buddy. You still with me, buddy? Say something.
Oh! Jeremy! Baby are you okay?
It happened so fast. I couldn't say no.
I'm going in.
No, it's not worth it.
There's a two for one sale on skinny jeans.
It's totally worth it.
If I don't make it, I want you to have my 15% off loyalty card.
如果我失敗了，我希望你留下這張 85 折的會員卡
Don't you say that. You're gonna to be fine, but I will keep it.
You there, Adam?
Roger that. Gold leader.
Now, Okay, whatever you do, avoid his gaze. Also, love the name Gold Leader. Let's make that a thing.
Copy that. Hey, I think I'm gonna to make it. I see the entrance. It's so close.
Excuse me, Sir. Can I interest you in a free lotion sample?
Ignore him, Adam! I repeat, do not take the sample!
But it's free.
Adam. NO!!!! (screaming!)
He's gone. He's gone...
If you buy three boxes, you get a free loofa.
Guys, what do we do?
A&M closes in three minutes.
Wait, You stay here and take care of the wounded. Natalie. come with me.
Ok. I need a diversion. Go pretend like you're interested in buying something.
You can do this.
I just need 20 seconds.
我只需要 20 秒
Hey, man, I am a woman and I have dry skin and I need some lotions because of how dry my skin is. So I'm here to buy some lotion...
Oh, you are really bad at this...
You know, if you've purchased our super deluxe package of...
What's wrong? Why has he stopped talking?
I think he senses I'm super poor.
You know, if you refer a friend, Leo will throw in a bottle of liquid nail shiner.
Don't do it, Natalie. That's just water with glitter in it!
I refer him.
Can I help you find anything?